Showing posts with label black friday sale. Show all posts
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Tuesday, 17 November 2009

Black Friday Sale Humor - Top 10 Fake Gucci Handbag Signs


TOP 10 SIGNS TO SHOW YOU BOUGHT A FAKE 
GUCCI HANDBAG AT THE BLACK FRIDAY SALE

Okay, so Thanksgiving is upon us and what comes next…the Black Friday SALE! 

So if you've been credit crunched into saving your nickels and quarters
like a Polar Bear in hibernation, Black Friday is probably the day you've had circled
on your calendar to wreak carnage on the wild life at the Shopping Mall.
 
Still, there's the temptation to go thrifty…mega-thrifty and go Fake. 

Don’t do it! But if you (or someone you know) decide to go down that road and purchase 
a Fake Gucci designer handbag, here are my top 10 signs to show you
(or they) just committed a crime
1.  Your designer handbag says GUKKI and not GUCCI.

2.  After you scream 'Yes We Can' at an Obama Rally, your  fake handbag

     choruses back 'No You Can't!'


3.  When your best friend sees you at the bus stop she shakes her head
     and thinks 'Oh NO she didn't' while your worst enemy smiles and thinks
     'Oh YES she did'

4.  The authenticity card in your handbag is a discount card for the book
     'Real Handbags for Dummies'

5.  All the beggars in the City square stop begging when they see you
     walking by.